sticker shock delay
when you realize, at the end of january, that the christmas gifts you received were not genuine dolce and gabbana (d&g) they were dollar general (dg). the stickers, logos and emblems are bogus, fake and you’ve been punked!
kelli- d-mn momma’, all that stuff you got me for christmas was from dollar general not dolce and gabbana!
my friend karlee saw it and now my whole cl-ss is laughin’ at me!
momma- well darlin’ i thought it was what you were askin’ for with the big d and g and all! that’s sticker shock delay fer sho’.
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