Sticktus Rectus Syndrome


genetic disease in which the patient has a m-ssive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the -n-l cavity. symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic b-tch face and constipation.
after being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her b-tt to no avail.

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