Sticky Bruce

a man of questionable masculinity, who strangely feels the need to enter a cubicle and stand up to pee, as opposed to doing it at the urinal like everybody else.

a man who thinks that walking around the office shaking a chocolate protein drink makes him a ‘m-ssive unit’.

the tightest man alive.
johnny: “look at that lady-man, is he really drinking a west coast cooler?”

samuel: “yeah, he is such a sticky bruce”
using vaseline to pleasure oneself. sounds better then it works.
gregory made a trip to stop & shop to stock up on some vaseline, as he planned to spend most of february vacation giving himself sticky bruce’s.

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