Sticky Chester
also known as the “dirty chester” or the “chester arthur”.
the act of giving -n-l, then faking an -rg-sm onto a persons back, and instead spitting on it. when they turn their head to look, give them a harsh donky punch to the head (repeat if needed), knocking them out. then c-m on their face and shave your pubic region (and or -sshair/backhair) and spread it over the c-m evenly. stick a pillow to the side of their head and lay them pillow side down on the ground. the next morning they will wake up to a suprise(their face will be stuck to the pillow and full of pubic hairs and dried s-m-n), also known as the sticky chester.
sh-lley was a real hobag last night, so i had no choice but to give her the sticky chester. she was p-ssed!
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