Sticky Eyes
the “sticky-eye technique,” is where you look at a bloke for just a bit too long, then you look away, and then you look up again, and then you let your eyes drift down to his chin and then back up again.
.5 on the snogging scale.
( a reference from the confessions of georgia nicolson)
i gave him the sticky eyes, but he just stared at me like i was a dead llama.
the trajectory of sperm shooting into ones eye.
no, my girlfriend doesn’t have pink eye……it’s just a minor case of “sticky eye”
when a persons eyes are weighed down excessively from smoking high grade cannabis. the earlier the wake and bake, the stickier the eyes. you can’t cure the sticky eyes you can only attempt to mask them or go to sleep and try again at life tomorrow. but tomorrow morning will come and your eyes will look like pennywise in it, after you manage to pry away the crusty snot mortar of course.
john: g-d what time is it i am f-cking baked and don’t feel like doing sh-t.
jill: 9:00 you going to come eat with my parents today
john: i got sticky eyes like a b-tch i going back to sleep after i smoke this l.
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