Sticky John
when a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they’re in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style s-x with her, and then pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s all over her/his/heris/lamp’s back and sticks an object to it such as a paper plate, a m-ffin, or a small foreign kid.
howdy friend, i just sticky johnned a ping-pong paddle to your mother last night.
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