Sticky Situation
1. a tough situation to get out of, or a sensitive situation.
2. when a female is covered in s-m-n and has no way to clean up quickly.
1. “jenny was in a sticky situation after agreeing to watch her little cousin’s birthday party”
2. “jenny was in a sticky situation after giving her boyfriend road head”
when a satellite dish comes out of your -ss and turns into an ice cream truck.
do you remember that time when a satellite dish came out of my -ss and turned into an ice cream truck and the aliens gave us all ice cream? now that’s what i call a sticky situation.
n: a situation in which one’s t-st-cl-s are stuck to the side of their thigh, usually on a hot day due to sweat. goes hand in hand with the elvis walk and a slippery slope
john: bro, why are you doing lunges?
mike: i’m trying to get rid of this sticky situation.
john: no sh-t.
when you are jacking off and you c-m in your hand and then get a phone call.
i had a sticky situation the other day when my mom called from vietnam.
the act of splooging on one’s h-m-s-xual partner’s abs.
this usually results in the receiver’s abs or “situation” to become sticky, hence the name.
(both partic-p-nts must be north jersey italian)
john: did you hear about vinny?
mike: nah, bro what happened?
john: paulie gave him a sticky situation.
mike: gross! i always knew those kids were f-gs.
the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
now that is a sticky situation!
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