Stiff Limp


described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. when you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the s-x. when you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.
i feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had s-x he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.

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