stiff piss
when a male attempts to urinate standing up while his p-n-s is erect. in most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his p-n-s as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. this normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.
mike 1: i’ll brb dude, i gotta take a stiff p-ss.
mike 2: why the f-ck is your d-ck hard?
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