stiffeyedgerman
after a bl-w j-b and the load is swallowed the female grasps
a circ-msized p-n-s right behind it’s “helmet” and with one eye stares down the males d-ckhole with a determand look
i heard john was shooting blanks because he told me his wife gave him a stiffeyedgerman and she swallowed the ss pretty easily and was ready for the blizkrieg
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