stiffie

when a males p-n-s is enlarged to due a s-xual arose also known as a b-n-r!
craig : your wife called me last night and was wondering where you were at?
chad : yeah i took kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink!
craig : must have taken a while you still weren’t home at 10:30?
chad : yeah she brought the drink’s into her living room naked and i got a stiffie but she took care of it with a bl-wj-b which lead to some vigorous s-x in her bedroom then i developed a m-ssive load of c-m in my b-lls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast’s so i helped her shower it off and we f-cked some more in the shower then i dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours.
craig too much information dude!
noun.

1 an erection of the p-n-s. see; b-n-r, hard-on.
2 a strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-c-ke.
3 a plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 oh man, i got a stiffy.
2 gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 anoyone got a stiffy? i need one to save this file.
the state a guy gets when s-xually aroused; p-n-s fills with blood and stands straight up and often makes a bulge through pants; boxers, etc. especially embarrasing for teenage boys who are turned on frequently and can’t seem to control their b-n-rs
she was so hot that i popped a stiffie right there in cl-ss.
when a guy looks at hot -ss girl and gets mf hard…( while picturing her naked with those huge t-ts bouncing up and down)
i’m getting a big stiffie
a very strong alcoholic drink
make a me a stiffie!
wow, this stiffie is strong!
noun.
1.an erect p-n-s
2.jordyn
austin says:
that stiffie is such a lesbian
eli says:
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eli says:
wtf tommy xddd