Stiffler-esque
a description of mannerisms or behaviors commonly distinguished by their abjectly heteros-xual, alpha male motivations. the term references character steve stiffler, an outspoken would-be playboy with shades of decidedly latent h-m-s-xual tendencies and a heart of gold, from the popular american pie movie series.
in stiffler-esque fashion, jack decided to bring his own p-n-s as his date to senior prom.
“dude, hiding a camera in the girls’ locker room would be totally stiffler-esque.”
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