Stiffott


the name given to the last person online on your facebook online friends list, often late at night.

if the stiffott remains online because of a conversation via facebook messenger that has ran over normal bedtimes and you are also his/her stiffott it can be said that you are ‘stiffotting’.

can also be used as a term for feeling uncomfortable ie ‘i was at the party and i didnt know anyone, i felt like a total stiffott’.
“laura is such a stiffott, i woke up in the night and she was still online, we were stiffotting till about 4 in the morning. who knows when a stiffott sleeps”?

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