stingy bitch
a stingy b-tch is someone who has no desire to or finds it extremely hard to share, especially when it comes to food. those of you out there know who you are.
“hey shaquila, can i have some of your yum yum?”
“no, hoe!”
“allow it.”
“b-tch, i said no!”
“oh wow, you’re such a stingy b-tch.”
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