stingydick
1) a guy who withholds s-x from a woman he previously s-xed up for a long period of time and remains intimate with, replacing the mutual s-x with celibacy or w-nking to p-rn.
2) someone who prefers to w-nk to p-rn rather then engage in s-xual activity with a real woman.
the stingyd-ck teases and leaves me constantly frustrated. maybe he should go w-nk himself with sandpaper.
the stingyd-ck! cripes, we used to have s-x all the time and now he has a hardon for his ex and all he does is pine for her.
gawd, all the stingyd-ck thinks about is baseball.
1) a guy who withholds s-x from a woman he previously s-xed up for a long period of time and remains intimate with, replacing the mutual s-x with celibacy or w-nking to p-rn.
2) someone who prefers to w-nk to p-rn rather then engage in s-xual activity with a real woman.
the stingyd-ck teases and leaves me constantly frustrated. maybe he should go w-nk himself with sandpaper.
the stingyd-ck! cripes, we used to have s-x all the time and now he has a hardon for his ex and all he does is pine for her.
gawd, all the stingyd-ck thinks about is baseball.
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