Stink Mustache


the stink mustache is the result of a dirty sanchez, manual sanchez or any other form of sh-t-to-upper-lip application. it is the actual smell carried around just under the nose until some way can be found to clean it off.
hey man, what’s the matter?

that b-st-rd just manual sanchezed me and now i have this stink mustache i can’t get rid of!

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