stink-shark
n.
1) a metro-s-xual who couples as a c-ck-blocker.
2) a spiky haired brad pitt wannabe, equipped with a false sense of machismo, who has the ability to ruin the girl-guy ratio at a bar just by his mere presence.
-created by famed journalist jason probst
as i turned my back to order a drink, a group of stink-sharks attempted to pull my girlfriend onto the dance floor.
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