studastinate
the act of studying yet procrastinating at the same time. an oxymoron? yes, indeed.
person 1: cr-p, i’ve got my physics final tomorrow. i’m torn between studying or procrastinating… :’
person 2: lol, calm the f-ck down man..just do both at the same time. ain’t a hard thing to do, easy as spreading b-tter…
person 1: that’s impossible, studying and procrastinating do not go together. ant-thesis i’d say, like oil and water.
person 2: it’s very possible, in fact, that’s what i’m doing right now… >_>
person 1: no sir, your statement is theoretically impossible. how can you study yet procrastinate at the same time?!!??!
person 2: easy, studastinate!
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