stinkmatism
when p–p particles on your pillow contaminate your eye resulting in pink eye (conjunctivitise).
your friend is getting sweet revenge on you for embarr-ssing him in front of his girlfriend so, he farts on your pillow. you have a great night’s sleep, but low and behold you wake up with extremely contagious, raw goopey eyes. bam… you just contracted a stinkmatism.
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