Stinky Finger

after you’ve finished finger banging some girl and you can still smell her on your fingers hours later
i tried to bang her, but all i got was some stinky finger.
a.k.a. a “bob schmid” is when you place fresh feces underneath a car door handle. unknowingly, a victim of a bob schmid would sense a feeling on their fingertips and would confirm with a sniff test. at this point, they discover that they have sh-t on thier hands. wha wha wha
sending a message to any -ssholes who park in my lot trying to sell thier cars, mr. p-ssed off smeared his own fresh sh-t under the door handle.
guess what? he never parked there again:-)
the act of itching you, or your partners -n-s, or genitalia, and then smelling your finger.
you shouldn’t itch that, or your going to have a stinky finger.
a term -ssociated with a mexican/dominican who has inserted his fingers into a stinky area of a female, (i.e the p–pah or the v-g-n-) thus relaying the stink to their fingers. to truly achive the status of “stinky fingers,” (or “stinky” for easy everyday use) one must continue touching things with the defication/v-g-n-l discharge covered hands (i.e baseball equipment, other bunk b-tches, etc.)

stinky fingers stinky stinko stanko stanky fingers
man 1: thats the kid we call stinky fingers.
man 2: eww what a dirty mexican! haha
man 1: yeah, i know. he stuck 4 fingers in that fat chicks poon then touched all our gear
man 2: that b-tch had herpes. what an inconsiderate f-ckbag.
when you put a finger inside your b-m hole, normally done on a regular basis for pleasure but result in ‘stinky fingers’. done by both men and women.
got stinky fingers so had to have a shower.
when your fingers smell like your -n-s
f-ck me ive got stinky fingers
this is the smell that remains on ones finger upon removal from a chicks -ss.
i went to pick my nose and noticed i still had stinky finger from administering the shocker on dianne. i puked.

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