stinky microwave
a s-xual position involving a man, another individual (gender does not matter for the second person) a n-z- uniform and some oven mitts.
if you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.
man, i’d love to sn-tched up lindsay lohan by her slimy -ss weave and give her a stinky microwave.
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