Stinky Mudslide
this is a technique that can be used for s-xual pleasure or as a means to avoid an -rg-sm that is uncomfortable due to a full bladder. when you have to urinate but do not want to stop having s-x, the male simply pulls his p-n-s out of the v-g-n- and enters the -n-s. at this time the male should quickly urinate. the female should rest on her knees and drive her b-ttocks and -n-s towards the ceiling so the urine remains contained within the r-ct-m. once the male’s bladder is empty he should slowly pull out and reenter the v-g-n- quickly and reach -rg-sm as rapidly as possible. upon the completion of climax, the female can now lower her lower body. a mixture of urine, feces, -j-c-l-t- and other lubricants both natural and synthetic will at this time empty simultaneously from both -n-s and v-g-n-. the flowing stinky river of fluids can be affectional referred to as the stinky mudslide.
with two young boys intimacy was very rare for allyson and adam. they were pressed for time. this rare moment of s-xual explosion needed to happen now. adam made the call … he would not be going to the bathroom. the stinky mudslide was there only option.
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