stinky plum
think blumpkin, but different. the chick is the one taking a dump, but you’re still the one getting your d-ck sucked. it’s never your first choice, or second for that matter. its more of a last resort.
if she’s not doing a good enough job just go ahead and face f-ck her, its a completely acceptable variation and probably better for both of you.
jaclyn’s alarm didn’t go off and she was running the risk of not making her flight. anthony knew that if he wanted to get his d-ck sucked that morning he’d have to settle for a stinky plum.
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