Stinky Surprise
when you are having s-x with a girl and pretend you are going to -j-c-l-t- on her face. you tell her to close her eyes and open her mouth. you then proceed to bring your -ss up around her face and spray sh-t in and around her mouth.
dude, last night i ate $40 worth of taco bell and gave this chick the stinky surprise. she started choking and had to go to the hospital!
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