stir the cream cheese


(verb) – to m-st-rb-t- after a s-xual partner has -j-c-l-t-d inside of you
“you know that guy i told you about? the one from poundr? turns out, he was a 40 second failure. i had to stir the cream cheese to get off. it was awkward, because he just sat there. watching me.”

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