Stittsville


a small town located in the outskirts of ottawa. predominately populated with upper-middle cl-ss whites, there are eight black people. the town is populated with: hockey players, lululemon wearers, characters who enjoy spending time at tim horton’s & mcdonald’s on friday nights, wive’s who spend their husband’s money (and like to think they look good doing it), driver’s of unnecessarily large automobiles, and sadly, people who will soon become trapped in this “g-d-forsaken wasteland” (as to which it was referred by it’s founder jackson st-tt in the 1850’s).
“h-llo, nice to meet you. i’m from st-ttsville, you may refer to me as a st-tts-villian if you wish”.

“let’s go to st-tts-vegas”!
“small” town on the outskirts of ottawa – used to be basically only a flea market but has expanded into kanata in the recent years.

the population consists of rich b-tches who basically live off of mommy and daddy’s money (looking at you sacred heart students/alumni). the population is basically all caucasians.. with like 5-10 black people. oh so diverse.

people absolutely cannot drive, but they think they’re f-cking amazing. there’s also nothing to do except go to browns, mcd-cks and timmies. but hey, if you can play hockey, the town will f-cking love you, so don’t worry!
let’s go to st-tty!

there’s nothing to do in st-ttsville…

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