stitzzler
a five second or longer fart that sounds like sizzling bacon and burns your -sshole and nosehairs when perpetrating such fart.
i cut a long one in bed this morning and it burned my starfish and it woke up my wife. she said to me “i thought i heard bacon cooking and its only your stinkin’ st-tzzler burning my nose!! you better go wipe, f-cker!!”
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