stocky


confusing adjective because there are multiple definitions in different dictionaries…

1) big man with broad shoulders.
2) short round man.
girl #1: i went out with this tall guy last night, he said he was stocky in his emails, but he was short and round.
girl #2: oh… then he was stocky.
solidly built, broad-shouldered in proportion to height; may imply well-padded as well.
she prefers stocky guys over the bishonen type.
bald/cr-p tyres on cheap steel rims.

also known as cop bait.

usually found on vl’s on chapel street.
ey man was sik when u came out of the driveway sidewayz wif the stockies on
refers to the stock standard rims or wheels on a car.
nice rims dude!
yeah thanks, too good for burnouts, use the stockies for that.
mariafel, fat, plump, chubby
“wow, that guy is a realy stocky person”
“why is that?”
“hes fat like mariafel”

“wow that guy is lookin really mariafel today..”
1. a large p-n-s.
2. a man with a large p-n-s, average and above leangth, but with extreem girth, 6″ and up.
girl 1: d-mn girl we could hear the 2 of you from out-side lastnight.

trina: omg, u dont even know. zane is soooo stocky, he nearly tor me in half. it felt sooo good.

girl 1: lucky b-tch
stocky is a form of albino, usually a result of a nuclear accident, e.g. cheryn-bl
that f-cking albino stocky had s-x with clare

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