Stokey Cokey


regional variation of the popular playground game the ‘hokey c-key’.

a large mound of cocaine is formed on the ground, which is typically achieved by the partic-p-ting children pooling their stashes.

the players then form a ring around the pile of charlie and chant “ohhhh, the stokey c-key”, while holding hands and rhythmically centring in and out on the drug.

whenever the players are in proximity of the mound, they are encouraged to snuffle as much chalk as possible before the ring expands outside of reach.

not to be confused with the “c-key stokey”, a similar game usually played by the upper cl-sses, in which a drug addled man from stoke is placed in the centre of the group and taunted by similar chants and motions.
“fancy a game of stokey c-key?”

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