Stolen bike


noun. a bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a sh-tty one horse town.
the fuzz found my motherf-cking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid n-gg-r’s grow op in pemberton bc
most of the time its a bmx bike with the cr-ppiest spray paint job, usually one color (flat black or bright white). not to be a racist but they are usually if not always ridden by a teenage black or latino kid
guy 1: man! i just got my bike jacked!
guy 2: thats funny, cuz i just saw sum black kid riding your bike with a sh-tty black paint job!

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