stomach scurvy
this is what happens when an alpha gam gets so wasted on spring break that she gets seasick on land and hallucinates seeing pirates in south padre.
d-mn…that alpha gam prez had stomach scurvy so bad she thought she was a seasick pirate wench in the 1800s.
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