Stonager
your typical teenage high school kid that gets stoned and slacks off all day.
security guard 1: we got a stonager going into spencers.
security guard 2: shouldnt he be in school right now?
security guard 1: the little punk is skipping again… last week i caught him trying to steal a bob marley cd at best buy. i also found a dime bag of marijuana on him!
security guard 2: gasp! call for back up!!!
lets tresp-ss this punk!
a stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. the stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
my mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while i’m there i have to install some software for her. she is a great cook, but a total stonager.
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