stone gossard
guitarist for the band pearl jam. often makes contorted constipated faces whilst changing chords. walks like a duck and loves hugging trees. s-xuality has been questioned in the past. likes to wear cowboy hats and plaid pants on stage as well as large d-ld-s on his head.
person a: “yo, that guy on stage plays guitar like a duck about to take a dump”
person b: “that’s stone gossard!”
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