Stonebake Surprise
prior to having s-x with a girl, a pizza is put on. the ploy is to have s-x and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. immediately after -j-c-l-t–n, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.
didn’t get a chance to eat, i gave her a stonebake surprise.
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