stoneism
a religion in which spread your -ss cheeks for stones.
seven sacraments of stoneism:
• being incredibly bootyfilled
• secretly being a beluga whale
• being a meme
• worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle.
• to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become s-xually attracted to stones (e.i. stones-xual ) – “stones are love, stones are life. i spread my -ss cheeks for stones”
• you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne
• each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity – the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.
josh: stoneism is so cool, bro!
dani: pepe christ! it is!
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