stoner achiever


a person whom on a daily basis smokes marijuana and reaches the utmost success in every aspect of life. i.e school, work, family, and friends.
a:bro you don’t get sh-t done and just smoke all day.
b:i got more money than you, better grades than you, and smoke all day.
a:really?
b:yes, i am a stoner achiever.

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