stoner move


when potheads lose their most essential belongings because they are high or because they get high on a regular basis. the missing item is usually found in either a random place (such as the refrigerator), or the most obvious place. also, anything dumb and careless that people do when they’re high. not to be confused with a hippie dance move.
stoner: dude, i was looking everywhere for my keys after i wake n baked, then i found them in my pocket, but i totally missed cl-ss.
roomate: that is such a stoner move

i pulled a stoner move last night when i left my bowl in my dad’s car

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