stoner poser
not to be confused with somebody who has only done it once or twice, a stoner poser is someone who tries to seem rebellious by bragging about smoking and rarely talks about anything that dosen’t have to do with smoking. these guys smoke once a month, maybe, and think they are hard-sses. most of them mooch bud off of one or a group of people and never consistently pay. you can spot a stoner poser by their bob marley apparel and rasta gear.
look at mitchs new bob marley shirt
yeah, he’s such a stoner poser
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