Zebra Punch


the act of striking a zebra with your fists
the equine beast’s head still hurt after receiving that zebra punch.
essentially a donkey punch (qv) between inter-racial protagonists.
see donkey punch, but imagine bob and susan from sesame street.

bob zebra punched susan.

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