stonesexual
a s-xual orientation in which someone or something is s-xually attracted to stones.
stones-xuals often praise memes are their gods, (e.i. stoneism ) and make jeli edits.
dani: oh hey, did you hear that josh is now stones-xual?
kai: yeah, i helped him in his initiation of spreading his -ss cheeks for stones!
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