stonkered
to be severely affected by alcohol. usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. “i was so stonkered last night that i vomited on your cat.”
e.g. “that guy’s too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal.”
to feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.
after i stuffed my face, i lay on the floor, stonkered.
to be stoned. under the influence of marijuana. thc poisoning, if you will.
“far out matty, we’re well stonkered”
“you know it johnno.”
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