Stood Up
as in “to get stood up” or “to be stood up”
to have gone on a date, except to find that you’ve been left by yourself because your date never showed up.
1. i had a date with a really hot girl last week, but she stood me up after realizing she was way too good for me.
2. my sister got stood up by a jerk last night after going to the restaurant and she had to eat dinner all by herself. she’s never going to see that jerk again!
3. i was really looking forward to my date last night with jenn. i even made the effort to cook a four-course dinner and light candles in the dining room. but sadly, i got stood up and all my effort was in vain.
4. if you’re stood up by a woman, that might be a sign that she just isn’t interested in you.
when someone you have previously made plans with does not show-up, leaving you utterly alone; often on a date.
“i had a date with mark, but i got stood up by that -sshole!”
when the guy/girl said she would go out with you only to find out she flaked out on you.
jon called me and told me to meet him at the library. i went there and waited only to find i was stood up by the -ss!
to take your last stand. and then to find you are alone, waiting in the sand.
that grubby mexican gunfighter stood me up.
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