stoof


much more awesome and/or fun than stuff.
syi: yo rayoe, what’s up?
rayoe: eh, y’know… just stoof.

“hey man, did you bring the stoof?”
a word referring to stuff that people do and is very funny
man look at that guy hes got the stoof
a slang term for marijuana. most commonly used to specify the contents of what your referring to when saying “stuff”.
person 1: “hey man! party tonight! you got the stoof?”
person 2: “yeah man, i got the stoof.”
a minky person, with a big nose, big bottom lip, funny eyebrows, bug eyes, a funny fringe and cheaply dyed hair! oh and they smell bad :p
oh my god look at stacey shes the stoofs!
i know look at her! shes fooney!
another word for s-x, or when you want to f-ck.
–girl walks by–boy says to his friend—
hey man, tryna stoof?
stupid + f-ck = stoof
he really did that? what a stoof
that stereotypical douche-bag that thinks he is “hot sh-t” no matter how many people actually do not like the kid (which is usually alot)

you can usually (but not limited to) tell the stoof by: accesories such as old skunked beer, a dime bag of overpriced dirty sh-t weed, the constant blaring of dave mathews band, “mandals”, cut off jeans, and the generic whack catch phrase.
stoof hater 1: “did you ever see how to loose a guy in ten days?

stoof hater 2: “f-ck no matthew maconahay is such a stoof -ss b-tch”

stoof hater 1: “word”

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