stoogeni
n ~ a person latently possessing potently sharp skills & tactics that send shockwaves through asphalt paved blocks & knocks socks off some skeptics so savagely they soil themselves silly
falk’s columbo was a stoogeni posterboypoza who claimed fame & fortune from flocks of fans known for freakish flexibility & solof-ll-t– festivals that thrived until b-ll-nd ebola plagues left scattered few with working purple helmets; but innovations like the bionischl-ng cyberphallus made billions for evogimasturgination inc., now the second largest producer of fauxvag accessories behind waffleho & krak haus, where s-x & syrup are always in dysymbiosistopia, mzastamyth prior to the sh-ggysacenterfusion scientificosmetic revosolution scrotology, or scrotozoic era when evotestifusionlution catalyzed dominormant genergy that magilogically manifested metamorphosynthesynchronicity, bicyclopticization, hydradongism, & mitosist-tzia, divarrheaho bozolitis, gigantigargantuantestesism,deadbell deathknell-stia platinum-ff hairpipsypenichosis syndrome, bronsonstonz tbagzuffochokaholism, cornhole corpzopulation sh-tf-klerfaceholastic comapsychosymbiosh-tzasterelia; & sh-tstainbrain syndrome skyrocketed . .
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