Stool Nuzzler


one who purportedly enjoys caressing feces with their face. an idiot that you disagree with. anyone that you think you are superior too.

listen up stool nuzzlers, last night i played rock b-ss in front of 500 screaming rock crazed j-panese fans!!

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