stoolblossom


the delicate brown flower print that is transferred from your sphincter to the back of your underwear when you haven’t wiped properly. also an idiot so utterly useless that they are unable to wipe their -ss.
he is such an embarr-ssing tw-t and an utter stoolblossom, i’ll be bound.

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