Stoolmate


someone who you share a sh-tting schedule with.
i need to leave this meeting a few minutes early so i can claim the good handicapped stall before my stoolmate, jim, beats me to it.
when you and another person are in a public bathroom and both of you are waiting for the other to leave because you both have to p–p and would like to p–p in peace yet neither of you want to make the first move.
i sat in the walmart bathroom for 20 minutes in a stoolmate with the person next to me because we both needed to p–p but neither of us would leave nor start p–ping.

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