Stoops McGoops
something that is incredibly stupid.
steve: man, all of our friends said they can’t come over tonight to hang out.
emily: really? that’s stoops mcgoops!
liz: cr-p!
daryn: what?
liz: i failed my test–i’m stoops mcgoops!
daryn: it’s ok, we already knew that.
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