Stoops
stoops is a way of saying stupid, it was coined in the movie kids ”
d-mn i buff and the other kid would be like stoops”
one that exemplifies qualities of a dumb-ss, or a stupid person.
guy #1: “yo my man! why you eyein my boo?”
guy #2: “i was eyein the t-ts next to her, ya stoop!”
to sit in the stoop of a residential building, usually an apartment, where people sit and talk, smoke, and just generally hang out.
“i hardly got any sleep last night because i was stooping until 4 am.”
1) the front of a house, commonly known as the porch. a place to hang out, smoke weed, shoot dice, ect.
2) the place that stoop kid is afraid to leave
1) man i was chillin on tha stoop yesterday with my boys when the landlord came by to get the rent.
2) stoop kids afraid to leave the stoop! stoop kids afraid to leave the stoop!!!!!!!!!!
it is like saying “no” or “no way”
pr-nounced shtoops
casper: “that’s me n’ your b-tch.”
telli: “stoops.”
(n) the front steps of an apartment building
i spend most of my summer nights just chillin’ with friends on the stoop, talking about whatever. sometimes, mrs. jones gets p-ssed ’cause we get too loud and she’s right there on the first floor, but she knows we ain’t making no trouble.
adj.
generally used to describe something of outrageous stupidity.
ex. 1
“i could really use some meth.”
“did you really just… f-ckin’ stoops.”
ex.2
“i rate this project a stoops minus!”
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