store monkey


a term used by head office staff to describe fellow staff that work in their corporation’s many outlets.

generally these individuals have a lower iq than the head office staff and struggle to see the bigger picture
head office employee 1 “i took a call from store 871 this morning, man did he go on and on about the new promotion”

head office employee 2 “thats all you need to start your day, a moaning store monkey”

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